kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via iwillimpaleyou)

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

(via iwillimpaleyou)

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via illwriteyournameonabullet)